Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML
jilver99
EmberLove
United States
jakeeey
Brampton, Canada 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I realized that I'm so depressed that I can't even watch porn without getting upset about how I can't get laid. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Mr Clean
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. I grabbed his butt to control his thrusts and got a clump of used toilet paper. FML