lovernaught66

Goodbye

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

RIP Dave Prowse

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic, only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML