Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML
sophiakyaw
unknown52
Netherlands
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Épicée
Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
cuppycakeslove
United States
Today, I had to sit through chemistry class watching the kid in front of me slowly peel off the scabs on his arms, examine them, and then eat them. For an hour. FML