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darthmilfious · 31 mars 2010, 07:56 ·France 🌶️ Épicée

Actor's Studio

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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kmang33 · 2 avril 2010, 11:24 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Overthinking it

Today, my girlfriend told me that I think too much during sex. Now the only thing I can think about is how much I'm thinking too much. FML

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sam · 2 mai 2010, 00:12 ·Australia 🌶️ Épicée

What are you doing in there?

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to do something fun and spontaneous, so we had sex in the disabled toilet in the shopping centre. Little did we know, the male AND female toilets were conveniently being cleaned at the time, so the only toilet open was the disabled one. Walk of shame. FML

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during · 19 mai 2010, 12:12 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Narcissism

Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML

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