JustHayden

Today, I was doing a local search at SexSearch.com and I found my sister's profile. FML

Nice try

Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings - No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right… NO INTEREST." FML

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML