Today, I pulled into the gas station to fill up only to realize I had forgot my wallet. By the time I went home, got it, and came back, the price had gone up eleven cents. FML
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Monsieur San Jacinto, United States 42 ans Célibataire
Today, I took a major test, worth half my grade, not realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML
Today, I bought weed for the first time. The dealer was an undercover cop. FML
Sorry
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML