Today, my husband bought me a bouquet of roses. They caused me to sneeze seven times in a row. That was the closest he's ever got me to an orgasm. FML
a_jay94
Mademoiselle south gate, united states 32 ans Célibataire
Anonymous
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Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
Maddie
United States
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML