Today, I asked my fiancé what he liked most about being in a relationship with me. His answer? "I can watch your boobs without being called a perv." FML
skysword88
redlips
Japan 🌶️ Épicée
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Épicée
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML