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Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

Ominous

Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML

Classy

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML

Aujourd'hui, dans le train, un membre du personnel nous offre à manger. Il me regarde et dit : "Besoin de rien ?" J'ai machinalement répondu : "Envie de toi." VDM