Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
jayarra411
Darkness162000
France
weeble_wobbles09
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Saucy
Today, I was texting this guy that I hooked up with yesterday. We were gonna do it again but he had basketball practice. I was talking to my friend about it, and sent her a text saying "Oh well. I have explosive diarrhea anyways." She wasn't replying, so I checked my sent box. I sent it to him. FML