Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML
Thanatoslives
Monsieur 37 ans
Kwalker3
Tracy, United States 🌶️ Épicée
rollergirl13
Fairbanks, United States
Today, I texted my boyfriend of two years and asked if he wanted to go to ball with me. His response was "The person you are trying to message cancelled their phone service and moved to Mexico. Taco taco burrito." I'll take that as a no. FML