Today, I woke up from an extremely intense and pleasurable wet dream. This wouldn't have been bad, had it not been about Velveeta cheese. FML
dutch_princess
Mademoiselle En couple
idk ask freud
Portland, United States 🌶️ Épicée
U_U
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my husband confessed his pregnancy fetish to me, and now wants me to wear a fake belly when we have sex. FML
catfan
Wildomar, United States
Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML