Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML
tarazed
Mademoiselle Oslo, Norway
Michelle
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Anonymous
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Cute but annoying
Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML