Monsieur London, UK 31 ans Célibataire
Today, while pumping gas, I stopped to think about what a failure my life is, and how badly I've treated people in my past. While deep in thought, I accidentally pulled the gas pump out too far and covered myself with gasoline. FML
Today, I was skating with my friends when I decided to go to the gas station to get a pack of cigs. The last thing I remember hearing was, "Look out!" I now have twenty stitches because some idiot bet he could throw a brick farther than another guy. FML
Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
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