Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML
MWB
Mademoiselle London, England 31 ans
Sketchy
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the backseat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML