Today, right before Christmas, I found out I have a rare genetic, congenital heart disease that will have to be monitored for the rest of my life. Not only do I have palpitations, dizziness, and fatigue, but from my research two thirds of sufferers develop heart failure. Merry Christmas! FML
Today, my husband referred to me as his “favorite meat sock” in front of our son. FML
Today, I realized I am more confident running a million-dollar piece of construction equipment than I am around people of the opposite sex. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, two of my wisdom teeth simultaneously began emerging. In my haste to get painkillers, I accidentally smacked my recently broken foot on a door. FML
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