that_guy_porter

Today, I tried asking a guy I like on a date. He turned me down, saying that I "seem like a nice person and all", but after seeing those reality shows on truTV, he "would rather not date a Russian. No offense, though." FML

Today, I'm doing an architecture course in China. My boss asked me to create a lamp shaped like a shrimp. FML

Today, in history class I was called "ignorant" and "inconsiderate" because I referred to Stalin as a "he". FML