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Aujourd'hui, après 8 années d'études, j'ai obtenu mon doctorat en "agro-écologie sur les plantes en milieu tropical". La proposition Pôle Emploi du jour ? Un poste de "chargé d'état des lieux des appartements à Paris". VDM

Today, my sculpture, which is very important for my art grade, fell from my desk and broke to pieces. My art teacher suggested I soak the parts in water to make it easier to stick them back together. They dissolved. FML

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML