Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML
darlitt
pkstarstorm
United States
Nick
United States
Today, I was carrying a hot cup of noodles. I sneezed and accidentally stabbed myself in the forehead with a fork. FML
nutcracker
Slovenia
Experimentation
Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML