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klsdhjla · 15 février 2010, 01:23 ·United States 🌶️ Épicée

Lost in the sauce

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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Ashlee · Ça date de 2010 mais c'est de la bonne ·United States

How could you?

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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