Today, I finally went to my boyfriend's house to meet his family. When they were giving me a tour of the house, I noticed a Nazi flag on my boyfriend's bedroom door. FML
abdullahfive
Monsieur Sharjah, United Arab Emirates 37 ans Célibataire
Today, no matter how much I begged, my friend who'd locked himself away with my iPhone wouldn't stop taking pics of his penis and forwarding them to my boss. FML
Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML