Today, I was at the store buying some feminine products. At the cash register, the clerk said to me "Dude, you know those are for girls right?" I am a 30 year old woman. FML
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secretdeo
United States
lizard
United States
Whiff
Today, the guy who got off when the elevator's doors opened had a very embarrassed look on his face. I didn't think anything of it till the doors closed. Turns out he was running away from his deadly fart. FML
boreed
United States
Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML