Today, I decided to go thrifting to save some money. Ironically, I ended up having to pay for an emergency trip to the hospital because somebody was too lazy to wash the cat hair off their clothes. I'm severely allergic to cats. FML
brycemash
alyssaamarante
East Northport, United States
battle1
Marietta, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Creepy
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Anonymous
Redlands, United States
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML