Today, I was out shopping with my little sister. I wanted to try something on, so I put my bag in front of a changing room and jokingly told her to bark if someone came near. She ended up biting a lady who was trying to get into one of the changing rooms. FML
partyman4059
Monsieur 30 ans
wouaf
Voiron, France
dancincherrychic
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was making sweet potato chips using my new slicer. I didn't mean to make a pinky finger chip as well. FML