Today, my wife didn't say a word to me because her horoscope told her not to. FML
satanic_monster
MrOh
Canada
Zoe Avila
United States
Awkwaaaaaaard
Today, a downstairs neighbor of mine claimed money from me because apparently my dog took a dump on the fire escape, and the poop fell through the grates and on her groceries. I don't have a dog, but I paid the money anyway, because I was too ashamed to tell her it was my husband. FML