Today, my boyfriend went and bought Skyrim, Modern Warfare 3 and renewed his WoW subscription. Looks like I won't be getting laid for a month or two. FML
vcervantes90
anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Épicée
milly
Ça date de 2011 mais c'est de la bonne
Norway
Shame!
Today, my mother commented "Loser" on my Facebook profile picture. She got 41 likes. FML
tommy
United States
Ed Shitren
Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML