Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
Adam Scully
Monsieur Sumter En couple
karmasabitch
United States
myfavoritesgouda
Ça date de 2013 mais c'est de la bonne
Manhasset, United States
Full of himself
Today, my boss gave me an autographed photo of himself, after he heard that I think he's intimidatingly attractive. FML