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Today, the office tough guy learned how to use the fire extinguisher. On me. I wasn't on fire. FML

Thanks Karen

Today, I was taking a customer's order when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted, "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML