Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML
WilliMo
Monsieur Bakersfield, CA, United States Célibataire
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Vaulx-en-velin, France
gottacatchemall
United States 🌶️ Épicée
Committed
Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML
jseid2
San Leandro, United States 🌶️ Épicée
Today, my students unanimously agreed, in front of me, that the only reason they take my course is to look at my ass. FML