sarahsatragno

Today, my extremely religious grandmother disowned me for watching Supernatural. FML

Today, I realized how much of an invisible artist I am when I got a little excited when someone stole my art. FML

Today, someone finally got the guts to punch my extremely rude mother in the face. My wife. FML

Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not bad, dad, but perhaps not during family dinner next time. FML

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML