Today, I got fired from my nannying job because one of the mom's several boyfriends mentioned that he found me attractive. FML
illuminatzi
Mademoiselle ATL, USA 28 ans En couple
Today, I was running late for work. I forgot my name tag and work hat at home, but my boss is pretty laid back, so I wasn't worried about it. Five minutes into my shift, the district supervisor walked in for a surprise employee inspection. FML
Copycat
Today, I found out that my fiancé's sister, who only got engaged a couple of months ago, is getting married before us. I wouldn't have a problem with this if she wasn't planning her wedding to be exactly like ours will be. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed to sleep with" list. FML