Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML
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Chels
United States
Anonymous
Annapolis, United States
Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML
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Dearborn, United States 🌶️ Épicée
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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML