TheOriginalJinx

Today, I started dating my crush. Turns out she's a living nightmare. FML

Today, I was practicing the piano. My brother told me that if I loved him, I would stop. FML

Today, my best friend got engaged. To get his girlfriend to say yes, he had to agree to dump me as a friend because she doesn't want him being best friends with a girl. FML

Accidental homophobia

Today, my brother came out on Facebook, with a message including the words "I got nothing against gays. Except my dick!" I replied "Eww!" My second comment, "Eww because of the analogy, lol." disappeared among a load of replies tearing me apart for being a homophobe. FML