bigtacoz

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

TMI

Today, my mother told me that I was "made" in the bathroom of the store I work at now. She even pointed out which stall. FML

Today, I saw a pair of eyes looking at me from my closet. Realizing it must be my cat, I called her. She immediately came out from under my bed. I can't find anything in my closet. FML

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML