Today, a customer was paying for his food. As he placed the money in my hand, he said, "Careful, those coins are sticky." I asked why. He replied, "You know, male stuff." FML
bensim64
Monsieur 32 ans
pancakelicious
New Zealand 🌶️ Épicée
roundtherose
Anchorage, United States
Today, my mom made fun of me because I'm 16 and have never had a boyfriend, then bragged that at my age she was already pregnant with me. FML
bensim64
Coventry, United Kingdom
Today, I had to go back to the restaurant I had just eaten at and beg for my tip back so I could afford my bus home. FML