Today, I got more pleasure from scratching a bug bite than I've gotten from my boyfriend in 2 whole years. FML
thachiliandude
sex deprived
United States 🌶️ Épicée
catfan
Wildomar, United States
Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
Anonymous
Boondall, Australia 🌶️ Épicée
Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML