Today, there must have been a wasp clinging to my front door because when I walked outside, it dropped between my glasses and my face and began stinging me all around my eye. I don't know if my eye is more swollen from the stings or from me repeatedly punching myself in the face. FML
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South Gate, United States 35 ans
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Union City, United States
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Providence, United States
Today, I saw my two-year-old son trying to floss his teeth. He was using an earthworm. FML