Today, my best friend lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. I was sitting in the front. FML
MarkTheMintMan
New Orleans 27 ans
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
Understandable
Today, my manager made me stay at work for an extra four hours, making me miss an urgent specialist appointment I'd scheduled months ago. Why? Because her neighbor's dog was having puppies, and she wanted to go home early and see them. FML
Reported!
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I found out about my sister's insanely detailed plan to abduct my one-year-old son and raise him as her own on another continent. All my mom did was tell me not to worry because she can't afford to move that far away. FML
Today, I decided to be honest and told my husband I didn't love him anymore. It ended with a warrant for his arrest. FML